I have demons in me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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