The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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