Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
