So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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