I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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