so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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