That's intense
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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