So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't think brook has ever known best
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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