Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All I want is dick and wine.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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