i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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