To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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