who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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