the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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