you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
