I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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