i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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