Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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