i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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