I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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