would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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