he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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