u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm always down for nudity.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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