But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
