She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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