I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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