Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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