I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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