They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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