Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
