so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You pole danced in your parka.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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