Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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