white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Houston, we have a squirter
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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