Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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