So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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