they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We had sex on a dog bed..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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