Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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