I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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