Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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