Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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