Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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