is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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