Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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