my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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