You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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