PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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