its not stalking. its research.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
