I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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