bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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