Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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