yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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