I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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