He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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