I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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