that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
