i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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